Over at
GMP Allan Mott had a good piece about the so called Bechdel Test, a feminist critique of the film industry when
it comes to the portrayal of women in movies. It’s a good piece and I think you
should read it, but if anything I thought that he was a little too forgiving
(and yes this piece is largely based on the comments I posted over there).
For people who don’t live in online-debate-world or
feminist-theory-world the Bechdel Test is based on a 1985 underground cartoon
where one female character points out to another that:
I have this rule…I only go to a movie if it satisfies three basic requirements. ONE, it has to have at least two women in it, who TWO, talk to each other about THREE, something besides a man.
It’s a valid criticism of how gender roles and such
are treated in a lot of movies, but as Mott points out it’s pretty terrible at
actually judging an individual film. For example last year’s Gravity fails it,
while Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS (uh, you probably shouldn’t play that trailer at work) passes with flying
colors.
I’d take the criticism even further, a lot great movies, like Vertigo, (one of
the greatest movies ever made) fails while even worse movies than Ilsa (The
Human Centipede, of which the less is said about the better) get through. Which
has led me to want to make a new test for tests, the Anderson Test. The
Anderson test says, “If Vertigo fails your movie test, your movie test sucks.”
Furthermore
it seems to me that a lot of movies that nobody would call sexist or bad fail
it as well. Is Fargo sexist or wrong-headed? Well there some gore and violence,
but it’s pretty funny and at the end of the day Marge, the main character, solves
the crime through smart police work and catches the killer (and fend of the
advances Mike Yanagita to boot!)
To add to these problems there’s a lot of pretty
good movies out there that if they were re-written to pass the test would lose
a lot. How would you make Platoon pass the test? Or The Shining? Or To Live AndDie In LA? All three of which hallmarks of their respective genres. You really
can’t, and while it might be better if there were more movies like Concussion or
Monster, that doesn’t mean that The Shining is somehow a lesser film because
Wendy talks with the pediatrician character about her husband Jack (a man) and
son Danny (also a man). Indeed having Wendy talk with the pediatrician about
something other than her son (how the Nikkei is doing, Reagan’s new tax plan)
would be pretty silly.
But even worse a lot of movies that obviously fail
the Bechdel test make arguments that proponents of the test would presumably
agree with. Take Glengarry Glen Ross, now I wouldn’t call David Mamet a
feminist or anything but it’s really notable how all the salesmen define
themselves through a tough male machismo (“Whoever told you, you could work
with men!”, denigrating Jack Lemmon’s character as “Shelly”, Al Pacino
manipulating his mark by pitching dodgy real estate as a way to reassert his
manhood over his wife who has vetoed the idea). But as A.O. Scott points out in
a great review the end result of this quest for man as macho bread winner is a
world with, “no love, no family, no joy, no respite from the endless, pointless
selling.” And, “despite all the bluster and bravdo of these men, there world is
small, static, desperate.” In other words the socially constructed gender role
of men as warrior/bread winner who “does what it takes” to Always Be Closing
has, in its own way, denigrated these men just like it has denigrated the women
who are excluded from it. Which hardly strikes me as the type of movie Bechdel
was criticizing.
In the end I think the whole Bechdel Test problem arises because
a lot of smart people took a general point from a 30 year old cartoon and
decided to apply it literally and universally to the world. That might tell us
something about modern feminism as a social movement (also see here) but it doesn’t tell us much about movies. Movies have a lot of problems, how
they deal with gender is one of them, but that doesn’t mean Vertigo isn’t a great
film. In fact it’s one of the greatest ever made.