Sorry about the intermittent blogging, I’ve been quite busy
at work and watching Clint Eastwood movies from the 70s. Anyway, I came up with a way to make
columns/blog-posts out there on the interwebs both cooler AND easier for laymen
to understand. We should bring back the
numbering of names or use of titles to make it easier to discern family
dynasties in American politics. I’ve
already seen more than a few progressive bloggers and such differentiate
between “Bush the Elder” and “Bush the Younger”. Obviously coming off the two Cato’s (there’s
and elder and younger one of those from the Old Roman Republic) it works quite
well I think. Personally I would like to
see Mayor of Chicago Richard J Daley (he’s the guy with the Sears Tower, 68’
bloodbath in Chicago, O’Hare Airport and other stuff) become “Daley the Elder”
and his son, Richard M Daley (guy from the 90s through the aughts) be “Daley
the Younger”. If there are more
generations of Bushs or Daleys we can start doing the III or VI type stuff. If we got bored we could go all out Medieval
and stuff and start issuing names, for example the was a lord in the 1300’s in
France named “Charles the Bad”, although it was probably assigned to him by
later chroniclers and not contemporaries due to the fact he was always trying
to overthrown the French Crown and a very evil man as well. So then Bush the Younger could be “Bush the
Bad” (alliteration just like his campaign slogans {“Reformer with Results” etc}!) This might cause problems as everyone would
want to be “The Great”. Hmmm, maybe we
should stick with democracy…anyway, I think this new way is easier and sounds
cooler as well.
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